Perissology

Title: The Alien Overlord's Guide to Earth
Chapter: Epilogue
Author: jairissa
Pairings: Bruce/Darcy, Jane/Thor, Steve/Tony, Coulson/Pepper
Rating: R
Word Count: ~6800
Summary: When an alien race subjugate earth Darcy is content to stay in New Mexico and hide until it's over. When her boss' not-boyfriend and his super-powered boy band blaze into town expecting sanctuary and assistance, all her plans are shot to hell.

Instead Darcy finds herself fighting aliens, making new and terrifying friends and adding a whole lot more embarrassing moments to the list of things that will be trotted out in toasts at her wedding or funeral (whichever comes first).

She also appears to be the only one not getting laid, which proves that whatever Gods are out there, they hate her.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Art by adrian_chan

( Epilogue )

Title: The Alien Overlord's Guide to Earth
Chapter: Two
Author: jairissa
Pairings: Bruce/Darcy, Jane/Thor, Steve/Tony, Coulson/Pepper
Rating: R
Word Count: ~13000
Summary: When an alien race subjugate earth Darcy is content to stay in New Mexico and hide until it's over. When her boss' not-boyfriend and his super-powered boy band blaze into town expecting sanctuary and assistance, all her plans are shot to hell.

Instead Darcy finds herself fighting aliens, making new and terrifying friends and adding a whole lot more embarrassing moments to the list of things that will be trotted out in toasts at her wedding or funeral (whichever comes first).

She also appears to be the only one not getting laid, which proves that whatever Gods are out there, they hate her.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Art by adrian_chan

( Chapter Two )

Title: The Alien Overlord's Guide to Earth
Chapter: Prologue
Author: jairissa
Pairings: Bruce/Darcy, Jane/Thor, Steve/Tony, Coulson/Pepper
Rating: R
Word Count: ~8800
Summary: When an alien race subjugate earth Darcy is content to stay in New Mexico and hide until it's over. When her boss' not-boyfriend and his super-powered boy band blaze into town expecting sanctuary and assistance, all her plans are shot to hell.

Instead Darcy finds herself fighting aliens, making new and terrifying friends and adding a whole lot more embarrassing moments to the list of things that will be trotted out in toasts at her wedding or funeral (whichever comes first).

She also appears to be the only one not getting laid, which proves that whatever Gods are out there, they hate her.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Art by adrian_chan

( Prologue )

Title: Season Five
Chapter: Prologue
Author: jairissa
Pairings: John/Sherlock, Jim/Sherlock, Molly/Lestrade, Irene/Molly,(possibly more)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: In the wake of an alien invasion, So You Think You Can Captcha is the world's favourite game show. Season Five features a cast of fun and familiar faces, all determined to prove they're not the alien in the house.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Aliens. Crack. Based on this prompt at the Sherlock Kink Meme.

( Season Five: Pre-Show Introductions )

Title: The Empty Space Between Us
Chapter: Prologue
Author: jairissa
Pairings: Katniss/Peeta
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~6200
Summary: They fell in love while a country was burning; it shouldn't be a surprise they find their way back to each other as a new one rises from the ashes.
Warnings: Profanity
Author's Notes: Based on the prompt I Hate Myself from un_love_you

( Prologue )

Title: Face to the Sky
Author: jairissa
Pairings: Remus/Tonks, past Remus/Sirius
Summary: Contrary to what history would say, theirs was not a love story and Remus was not a romantic hero. He was simply adept at making promises he had no intention of keeping. Written for un_love_you.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None, unless you count an unloving Remus.


( Face to the Sky )